Get paid To Predict the Future With The Simpsons!

 

You know of all the great psychics and seers: Nostrodomus, Kassandra, Criswell, Browne, and of course, Homer Simpson. 

If you've had any interest in weird news in the last ten years or so, you would have by now probably bumped into the many times the long-running Fox cartoon sitcom The Simpsons has at least somewhat accurately predicted the future.

From Lisa complaining about 'President Trump' leaving her administration a budget crisis when she became POTUS to the NSA spying on the calls of American citizens, to Lady Gaga's 2017 Super Bowl halftime show, to almost incredibly predicting the actual mass of the Higgs boson or God Particle, the Simpsons have had a number of very interesting insights over the years. 

And now a gambling website wants to profit from it along with one lucky soul would who will be paid to watch it...plus get free doughnuts while they do it, sounds like a job right up Homer's alley. 

Platin Casino will be offering this position to someone with the right writing skills, who are confident in their ability with the English Language, is eighteen years old or older, has a TV or computer on which to stream the episodes, and a passion for the subject matter, although the latter is not a strict requirement. 

As the casino itself describes the position:

"It's a well-known phenomenon that The Simpsons has predicted major life events, and in our industry, we too like to predict what the future has in store for us. So, after a hard couple of years, we at PlatinCasino.co.uk are intrigued to see what 2022 will hold...

Ahead of the new year, we thought we’d put The Simpsons to the test and see if, after analyzing every single episode, it can help us to predict the future. As part of our mission to do this, we’re happy to announce that we’re looking for our first, official, Simpsons Series

Analyst!

Hired to watch all episodes of the popular American sitcom, The Simpsons Series Analyst will get paid to note down standout events from the show, to help us predict the probability of each one happening.

Now if you haven’t already heard of The Simpsons predicting the future, this theory has circulated globally after some of the show’s storylines have come true years after airing. Events occurring in past series that have become reality include Donald Trump’s presidency, the 2013 horse meat scandal, the coronavirus pandemic, and more recently, the fuel shortage across Britain."

The job will take eight weeks or just over thirty-five hours to complete the Platin Casino estimates and they will pay you around five thousand pounds or the equivalent in your home currency, plus pay for the Disney+ subscription to watch it all from and the Wi-Fi used to stream to the tune of seventy-five pounds for those expenses once you are hired. 

Of course, the REAL reason to do this is for the weekly free box of doughnuts that will be provided during your employment as well, a sugary motivation perhaps to tackle all Thirty-three seasons of the hit series as well as The Simpsons Movie and take notes on them to help predict the future!

Think you are game enough to take this on? 

Then head on over to this page here on Platin Casino's website and apply, just don't say Ned Flanders sent you. 

D'oh!

-Thomas Spychalski

(Via The Sun/PlatinCasino)